Brian Brings World Peace

I think I finally figured out why most of the muslim world has their burkas all in a bunch over those Danish cartoons. Clearly its because the space in the papers used to run those poorly drawn pencil lines could have been filled with Aryan hottie Paul Walker!

Therefore, from this day forward, I believe all political and editorial cartoons should be replaced with (shirtless) photos of Mr. Walker. Afterall, you can't properly operate a suicide jacket if your hands are all sticky and gooey... from you know, cotton candy and peanut butter. That's whay you eat when you are reading the paper, right?