Who's Your Daddy?

I really can empathize with Tom Cruise now. Last Friday, I ordered a computer... a notebook from Dell. I got a great deal and I was really impressed with the shopping experience. (The wireless set-up is something else.)

The best part about buying with Dell isn't getting a good computer which will provide me with 24-hour access to porn! Nope, the highlight is tracking your package. You can go online and follow it through gestation.

Within four days it was assembed and delivered. But that wasn't a surprise because I knew where it was the whole time!