I've been amused recently with some of the SPAM I've been getting at my email accounts. Same garbage as always, Hoodia from Canada, male enhancement pills (which I clearly don't need thank you very much), "please her longer and harder" (because that is clearly my objective), and all other sorts.
What's I've enjoyed mostly are the names they come up with in hopes that I'll open the email not thinking it's SPAM. These are some recent names:
Swanhilda Gammage
Horsy V. Hangouts
Freeman Moser
Anyway V. Donny
Litigation D. Candling
Can you guess what each is selling? Please tell me you can guess what "Horsy V. Hangouts" was pushing, right?
Will SPAMMER names replace the childhood game of coming up with porn star names? What would your SPAMMER name be?
*I understand that most of these names are actually formulated by computers. Computers than can read your mind.
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Remember the good ol' days when Spam only came in a can?
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