The Immigation Problem

I've figured out why people -- conservatives, really -- are opposed to immigration. We "open borders" types seem to enjoy the blend of cultures and recognize the economic benefits of immigrant labor. The other side is "afraid" of lawbreakers and brown skin. After yesterday's baby shower at work, I might have to join the other side.

Because I think they are also afraid of DISGUSTING cakes!



There was cake at the baby shower. Yum? No! It looked like the standard sheet cake, two layers, filling in the middle. Cut the cake and you'd see it was some fruit filling. Chocolate cake on the bottom, white cake on the top. Let's take a bite. The "cake" itself was fine. The frosting -- for lack of a better term -- was essentially colored cool whip. And the fruit filling? A mix of cool whip and... wait for it... canned peaches! Peaches alone would be weird in a cake, but canned peaches?

Seriously.

Gross.