Today's GAID is brought to you by the right honorable Rudolph Giuliani, former Mayor of New York, crusader against the poor and homeless, Angel of Terror, and America's Mayor:
It reminds me a little of the problem I faced in reducing crime in New York.
-- Rudy Giuliani (R), on the Hannity & Colmes Show last night, about the Iraq war.
Courtesy of Taegan Goddard's Political Wire
Yes, Mr. Mayor, I very much remember the IEDs placed along the Great White Way! Remember that time that Brooklyn insurgents held the bridge under control for 3 months and hung those ConEd workers from its span?
We know Rudy is running for president. Apparently, he's acting like the campaign is a job interview down at Wal Mart.
Manager: This job requires a lot of heavy lifting. Can you do that?
Rudy: Yes sir. It's a lot like when I was mayor of New York. One time, there was a small fire in my office from when I left my crack pipe too close to some union contracts. I was able to quickly move all the heavy bags of bribes before firefighters arrived with Federal investigators. Oh, and I look really good in a smock!
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