Florida Senator Bill Nelson is the Luckiest Man in the World

Bill Nelson is a Democrat in a red state. One of the last Southern Democrats holding a Senate seat. Unfortunately for him, he's up for re-election. Fortunately for him his only Republican challenger is a nut: Miss Katherine Harris!

No Republican wants Harris in this race. She's crazy! Democrats and Independents hate her! Many Republicans acknowledge that she's a joke.

Her campaign is in trouble because she can't raise any money. And she's nuts. Yesterday, she announced that she was going to make a BIG announcement on Hannity & Colmes. And boy, did she!

Click here to watch video (courtesy of CrooksandLiars.com) of her BIG announcement. She's in this race. And -- dramatic pause -- she's -- dramatic pause -- in it -- dramatic pause -- to win.

What can she do about her abysmal fundraising? She can try to buy her seat with her family fortune! She's going to put in 10 million of her own dollars to compete with the $10 million + that Senator Nelson has raised from thousands of supporters. Seems logical.

Oh, and why is she in this race? Because of the rampant corruption thoroughout Washington. She's a reformer you know. Just ask Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham, Bill Frist, senior Bush aide Claude Allen... should I go on? Oh, there's her own scandal. Seems she took over $50,000 in illegal campaign contributions from Duke Cunningham's benefactor.

And for my seedier readers, have you seen her boob job? (Fun office-time game: Do a Google Image search of Katherine Harris. There is no way to tell me that she's not despised in this country.)