Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Fat Girls and Hats

Image hosting by PhotobucketFat girls shouldn't wear hats. Period. I know they aren't likely to take my advice, but they should. Really, fat girls shouldn't go out in public. But if they do it should be sans champeau.

One of the ladies I work with -- the president of the Let's Hate Adorable Brian club -- is wearing a golfish-style hat. On top of her chubby little head which is poised above her perfectly FAT body. In heels. Maybe the hat is really a helmet. If she were to fall in her heels, the inevitable inertia created by her massive size could violently throw her head into the ground. That's it. It's a helmet.

Still looks dumb.

1 comment:

Damian said...

Any more of this and I will have to start uploading your site without pictures.