1. That I am a fierce Democrat.
2. That I am a happy drunk who rarely remembers anything in the moring.
3. That I have the ABSOLUTELY best driver's license photo ever!
As of tomorrow, one of those will no longer be true.
On Thursday night, my wallet was violently stollen from me. And by "violently stolen," I mean quiet possibly slipped out of my pocket when I wasn't paying attention. But stolen is much more likely. Definately stolen.Included along with my Disneyland annual pass, my Costco card, and cash -- actual cash -- was my driver's license... with the AWESOME photo. I mean, I am hot in this photo. Seriously, I'm hot in this photo.
Oh, and in this photo, I had just turned 18. There's no way the DMV really wants people with hot 18 year old photos on them.
I am going to the DMV tomorrow to replace my license. And I know those facists will make me re-take my photo. Thank god I'm still hot!
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He's right. I'm looking at his license right now in that warm, dirty way that daddies do. HOT!
Yeah, I had my 16-year old, just-got-my license picture up until earlier this year. My new picture's not awful, but it happened to fall during winter vacation when I was growing a scuzzy goatee.
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