...But potlucks every month?
If you've never heard me rail against my office potluck, then you don't spend enough time with me. We have a friggin' potluck every month. We have it because people here supposedly LOVE potlucks... except few people cook!
Every potluck includes pizza from Dominoes (leftists supporting the woman-haters?), a rotisserie chicken from Gelson's, some baked goods from Starbucks (we don't have any grocery stores near the office), chicken and/or beans from El Pollo Loco, and warm 2-litre bottles of soda with no ice.
If you don't like cooking... Don't push for the damn potluck!
***UPDATE: This month's potluck features "tuna melt." The yummy delicious sandwhich you are thinking? NOPE! Some dumbass makes Tuna Casserole--you know, Kraft Mac & Cheese and a can of tuna--and keeps calling it tuna melt. All the other illiterate morons join in. "I love the tuna melt." "MMM... this tuna melt is delicious." Crackheads!
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Yechhh... I haven't touched tuna since I spent a year in Spain. (No, this is not a double entendre.) Damn Spaniards put atun on freaking everything, including pizza. So. Very. Wrong.
BTW, everything else about Spain is cojonudo and everyone should move there!
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