Poor, poor Cynthia Watros. Watching last night's LOST made me sad. Why, with all the eligible men on the island -- smoking hot Dr. Jack, mysterious but steamy Sawyer, rockin' Asian bod Jin (okay, I know he's not really eligible but it would mix things up a bit), hard-as-nails but needing-love total-lesbo Ana-Lucia --does she get with the crazy porker?This after having to endure being Drew Carey's girlfriend? Not the fat one he married but one of the hot, skinny ones that got away. Got away real fast like.
Ms. Watros, please fire your agent immediately. He clearly hates you. Or reads this blog and is trying to give me some fat people ammunition. But really, how likely is that?
Totally likely. Everyone reads this blog. Right? Right? Hey, where are you going so fast? I have more to say...
2 comments:
Hurley is supposed to distract us from the logical improbability of all the other plane crash survivors being these unbelievable studs/babes.
Seriously, have you ever looked around when standing in line for your Southwest gate to open? If you're lucky there's one semi-cute member of your preferred sex to surreptitiously ogle.
If I were on a plane with all the babes from Lost I'd crash it myself just so I could live on the island with them.
Hey! There is NOTHING wrong with someone being into chub love. And Hurley seems smarter than the average bear anyway.
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